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cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.
best with real mexicans
Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas
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The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.
Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.
A metaphor used to describe a person's love life. Different love interests are placed on different burners, which can then be turned up or down depending on the owner of the stove's interest in that person from day-to-day.
Four Burner Stove theory states that the healthiest beings have four, and only four, burners lit at a time regardless of their relationship status.
Cody looked so hot last night, his burner's flame went from low to high on my Four Burner Stove.
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The act of making love on the stove.
She was so excited we didn't make it out of the kitchen so I gave her some stove top stuffing.
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A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch
“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”
The coolest of the cool. Like if The Fonz and a freezer had a child in Antarctica.
-But then, somewhere in Alaska, a young Brad Pitt smoking a cigarette had an immaculate conception caused by 'the holy spirit of swagger' whispering in his ear. And he bared that child.
-And then, those two babies grew up to be adults, and met each other, and then fucked. (in an igloo)
--and those two conceived a child, the female carried that child for 9 months, and then gave birth to a healthy baby, and then put sunglasses on that baby...
...that baby would be 'Stove-Top Nasty'
"You just got your dream job?!?! Stove-top nasty."
"That live Led Zeppelin concert last night, where they resurrected the dead members of the band just to play for 12 hours straight was fucking stove-top nasty."
"She IS stove-top nasty, marry her this instant!"
"What does stove-top nasty mean?"
"Its something some of us are just born knowing the meaning of, and others aren't."
"It's all stove-top nasty, nigga"
"If Jesus was a modern day gangsta, he would be fucking stove-top nasty, for sure."
when you put ur thumb in her ass while ur fuckin her doggystyle!
man that bitch squirmed like a m'fer, when i stove-piped her ass last night! started squallin like "waaaauuu!!"
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