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worldwide shortage strategy

The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.

I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.

by QuacksO April 2, 2016


single balloon strategy

a balloon backbling from fortnite

a caster said the guy was using the single balloon strategy during summer skirmish even though it was a backbling

by rfournier09 December 18, 2020


Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.

The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections

by R. Paine October 24, 2011


Import Voter Strategy

A large scale voter manipulation tactic used in modern Democratic societies when the political situation is highly polarized in terms of broad ideology i.e. left vs right spectrum. It is used by political parties on the left end of the spectrum (primarily in western nations) in the US, Canada, UK, Germany, France etc. Once a sufficient amount of new dedicated voters have been imported (via NGO boats or intentionally unprotected borders), new laws are enacted that prevent or hinder the constituency of the rival political party from engaging in any kind of action or initiatives to stop it or hinder the “Import Voter Strategy” i.e. enacting hate speech laws or other methods that yet have no specific name. The method is particularly effective when combined with intersectional politics.

The staunchly pro-migration leftists in the E.U. and their NGOs are using Import Voter Strategy by importing voters from Africa and the Middle East to dilute native European voting paradigms in order ensure their political ambitions are not hindered by the Democratic process of voting.

by InternationalAnalysis August 20, 2023


Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test

Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%

by Sheldon Weiner May 30, 2019


value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb April 9, 2016


Turtle Strategy

When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈

Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!

by stacy moiseyeva June 5, 2020