Eternal suffering and this guy go hand-in-hand, seriously, someone needs to give him a proper happy ending; great guy tho
Subaru has a great sense of humor 🌞
Probably one of the most gay fucking brands in the world, and is literally a honda with a louder exhaust
You see that Subaru over there?
-Yeah, he must be pretty gay.
When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.
Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?
When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.
Bro, she hot. We should see if she’s down for a Subaru vest.
The best hatchback ever, JDM icon, the cum wagon. INSTANT BITCHES.
Look at that he drives a 2021 subaru impreza, he must have mad hoes on his dick.
The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
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