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Probably one of the most gay fucking brands in the world, and is literally a honda with a louder exhaust
You see that Subaru over there?
-Yeah, he must be pretty gay.
The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.
Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?
The best hatchback ever, JDM icon, the cum wagon. INSTANT BITCHES.
Look at that he drives a 2021 subaru impreza, he must have mad hoes on his dick.
When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.
Bro, she hot. We should see if she’s down for a Subaru vest.
The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
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