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a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.
swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.
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A Suburban cowboy is the primary enemy of the Urbanist or other variant known as the Urbanista. This cowboy, not necessary a native of the Plains states, usually inhabits a suburban location, most often a modest house or a garden apartment, who is subject to the anti-neighbor behaviors and customs of the influx of new people from the inner-city or other third-world location. Yes, the cowboy bears the brunt of having to walk around the used condoms and sandal collection of these people, and, most often, this cowboy usually must involve the police on multiple calls.
"Yippee-cuy-ay! Rounded up another urbanista for the immigration coral. Whoppee!!" said the suburban cowboy as he glistened on his most recent victory...
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The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.
Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.
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A person dwelling the suburbs that behaves like a redneck bringing the rest of the neighborhood down. These people can be found all over America and are not limited to the southern USA. They can typically be found in too tight sweatpants (with camel toe), flannels, & sneakers. Haircuts may include the mullet and/or teased bangs.
Our neighbors are such suburban rednecks! They have shit all over the lawn and a bunch of broken down cars.
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When playing basment rules, playing pool in a shitty location where there is not enought room to shoot the ball at certain angle,such as in a small basement.
Shit man, we playin urban suburban in this shitty ass basment of yours.
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a way of life style classified by suburban living with a country attitude
Stupid-cracker is living his own suburban country mindset
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A lower income neighborhood with public housing that is located in the middle of predominantly white suburbia. Suburban ghettos are predominantly black and or latino in character. Similar to a ghetto neighborhood in the city, the only white people you will see in this neighborhood are cops. Strangely, enough, suburban ghettos are located within one block of much more affluent neighborhoods. Depending on how rich the suburb is generally, the suburban ghetto tends to be cleaner looking than a real hood in the inner city. Suburban ghettos are always the poorest housing developments in the entire suburban county. Robberies and ass-whoopings are commonplace in the suburban hood. Suburban ghettos tend to have less violent crime like murders than urban ghettos because suburbia has cops out the ass. A huge percentage of a given suburban town's police force is always present in a suburban ghetto. God forbid these poor darkies do something scare the pasty white people who jog on the side walk right outside the suburban hood.
Much like the projects in the city, suburban ghettos tend to be the epicenter of the drug trade. Because of this, cops can be seen regularly busting down the door of some poor man's home with AK's and K-9's. People who live in suburban ghettos are more likely to sell drugs than their more well-to-due neighbors because they want the same wealth and status that they have. It is rough for people who live in public housing in the affluent suburbs because they see people around them with a standard of living that they may never achieve. All the white people who live across the street have perfect families and perfect homes drive new BMW's while suburban ghetto residents go to bed at night hungry and come from poor broken homes and don't even have cars. Suburban ghettos exist in practically every major metropolitan area in the United States. The suburban ghetto phenomenon is just another testament to the extreme racial and socioeconomic inequalities caused by intense segregation in American society.
Enter the suburban ghetto:
Black kid: "You the only white nigga I seen walk through here in my whole life. The only white mawfuckers that come through here is the boys..."
White kid: "Oh yeah?"
Black Kid: "Yeah, erytime I see ya ass you driving that big E-Class Benz. What the fuck you doin walking through here anyway nigga?"
White:"Well, I was just walking to the supermarket, man..."
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