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Odor that comes from the vagina the day after a night of good sex.
My boyfriend and I woke up in the morning to the Sweet Smell of Success.
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Under the 25th Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America (1967), in the event that the President of the United States, for any reason, is unable to continue the Presidential duties, this is the order that is followed to determine whom will succeed to the Presidency. The most immediate official on the list will always be the next in line (unless that official, as well, is unable to continue his or her duties). An official, though his or her office may be part of the succession, will be passed over for the succession if he or she does not meet all of the requirements set forth by the United States Constitution. This list is also known as the Order of Presidential Succession. The order is:
Vice President of the United States
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President Pro-Tempore of the United States Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security
The Presidential Order of Succession has never been utilized beyond the point of Vice President.
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Occurs when you are singing or humming a quirky song and someone else starts singing the song unaware of where it may have originated from.
Karen: I can't get this damn song out of my head!
Theo: That's funny because I just heard Victoria singing the same song.
Karen: Ha! Now that's what I call a successful song pass.
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When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.
That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.
A war that was fought between all major European powers from 1701–1714. At the time, the Hapsburg Dynasty. Because the Hapsburgs wanted to keep power, the frequently in-bred with each other in addition to marrying members of other monarchies, such as France. Well, all this in-breeding resulted in Charles II, a king who was mentally retarded and couldn't have children. Since he didn't have a kid and the families had all inter-married, a bunch of people from other kingdoms started claiming the throne. A war broke with France and Spain fighting The Holy Roman Empire, Britain, Prussia, and a bunch of other countries. In the end, Louis XIV's grandson became King of Spain under the condition that he no longer had a claim to the French throne.
"What do you get when you mix a Spanish retard with a bunch of whiny French people?"
The War of Spanish Succession
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In the SaaS subscription world, a native english speaking account manager, located in America, that went to college and understands real life. They'll actually help you with your business needs,,, as an American. Paid tools that you use at work such as HR apps, Ticketing systems, and so on include a customer success manager.
I can't log in to some cloud based software so I called my customer success manager and chewed his ass out.
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Super awesome, epic ass kicking / owning, success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epic Girl experienced the best kind of success, EPIC AWESOME PWNAGE SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!
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