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meaning like, go suck on something you slutty/skanky bitch
but in a nicer way!
like hey, go suck it easy you skeezy beezy.
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To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?
As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.
You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
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When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.
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A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"
A flip response meant to deflect the pressure of an accusation.
"Hey, guy, you parked like 2 inches from my car. How am I supposed to back out?"
"Beats me...sucks to be you".
phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.
(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!
HA HA my life is so much better than yours right now, im so glad that you have to live through being you HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I have a science test and math test to study for, plus a 700 word essay on the orgin of the word the"
"HAHA sucks to b u"