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something that I like doing because I am gay
straight freind: "what do you do on weekends"
Me, gay asf: "I like sucking big cocks"
my friend that just realized he's gay: "me... too"
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That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.
56👍 9👎
George W. Bush ....../and his Father
That cock sucking son of a bitch got raped in the bathroom.
208👍 44👎
on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.
GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)
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Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?
Slang for a person that likes to suck dick and take it up the ass.
Damn, that ho Shanaynay is a cock sucking butt pony.
OR
Look at that faggot. He's a cock sucking butt pony.
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A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.
Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.
Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!
Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?
Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!
26👍 8👎