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butthole surfing

The act of shaking a carbonated alcoholic beverage and and allowing the liquid to shoot up through the neck of the bottle and into the persons anus. This allows the alcohol enter into the bloodstream faster than oral intake.

"My friend died because of careless butthole surfing."
"You should really stop drinking, butthole surfing is the way to go."

by Kitface May 5, 2007

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surf rock

BEST FUCKING TYPE OF ROCK FIGHT ME

joe: hey tom whats your favorite type of music
tom: SURF ROCK OBVIOUSLY
joe: eh i prefer rock and roll
tom: *kills joe*

by tom17438 August 20, 2018

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lane surfing

Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.

Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.

by Warrior 3 December 18, 2013


Sphincter Surfing

When a man puts his hard cock in another persons anus and fucks it without going too far into the rectum so as to surf the anal sphincter.

Sphincter surfing works best when the penis is pulled out of the anus then put back in again repeatedly in fast succession.

by Dontbeusinyourrealname November 26, 2010


myspace surfing

when one is on myspace for lond periods of time checking out other peoples myspace pages.

I was myspace surfing yesterday when i found carrie's page and hit a bitch up.

by xomerylox44 March 2, 2008


couch surfing

1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places

1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.

by Aaron August 4, 2004

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toilet surfing

Rite of passage for a young pledge rushing a fraternity. The pledge must stand barefoot in a toilet while industrial-sized buckets of ice cold water are ceremoniously dumped on the head and body by a large group of junior and senior members of the frat.

Some fraternities make their pledges go toilet surfing during Hell Week.

by Robb H. July 6, 2006

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