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Susan is the most passionate person you will ever meet. Her passion and love is not for people or animals. It is solely and exclusively a love for the Florida State Seminoles. She would sacrifice her youngest niece to help the Seminoles win on game day. When she prays, she secretly prays to her God Bobby Bowden. You will find a shrine in Susan's bedroom of all the greatest FSU players including Neon Deion Sanders, Warrick Dunn, Sebastian Janikoswki, Charlie Ward, Jameis Winston, Lee Corso and even Burt Reynolds. Her favorite colors are garnet and gold. She works out by doing no less than 2 hours of tomahawk chops daily. She will unfriend you on Facebook if you root for the Gators. When she dies, her tombstone will read "Gator Hater". Make no mistake, Susan is in love with FSU.
Susan is the #1 fan of the Florida State Seminoles.
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A girl who has an inny belly button that goes so in that it comes out the other side again.
"Aww shit man I lost my dick in Susan's belly button!"
"You think that's bad? I lost myself in there, I've been here for three days..."
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The feminist CEO of YouTube who demonetizes people whom YT does not like.
"Condom ads are allowed on shitty little kid gaming videos, but you can't say 'frick' without being demonetized by Susan Wojcicki."
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A cunt ass motherfucking penis sucking bitch
Did that guy Susan Wojcicki you?
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Susan Wojcicki is currently the CEO of YouTube and an executive at Google. She is a "feminist" that doesn't actually protect the young female audience/minors on YouTube due to her unwillingness to remove predators such as Onision.
Damn! That Susan Wojcicki is at it again with her greediness and blatant disregard for creators and the audience.
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When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.
When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.
A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
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