Swag

Swag, is an overused slang word with many meanings. Some say that it means "something we've all got", others think it is a shortened version of "swagger", some "secretly we are gay", and one I've heard more recently "sexy with a bit of gangsta". The term is most commonly used by teenagers on the internet who think they're cool.

Romeo: Juliet, why can't we be together?

Juliet: lol because we have too much swag!

Romeo: lol #yolo, yeah we do, let's kill ourselves. Swag.

Juliet: Swag.

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swag

secretly we are gay

sam- i feel so swag rn

tom- no way me too!
everyone else- that’s sus

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Swag

Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.

Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG!

Me: Prepare to die.

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swag

Any corporate/branded merchandise given out for free in order to promote the company/brand. Usually little trinkets or doodads, sometimes clothing, and always cheaply mass-produced. Etymology of this term most likely stems from a middle-English use of the word 'swag' often in pirate circles or other criminal circles as a euphamism for loot or plunder. How anyone can really consider the modern day definition of swag as plunder or loot (since it's worthless) is beyond understanding.

See also: schwag

My job at McDonald's sucks ass, but at least I get some skanky swag to donate to Salvation Army.

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swagging

Swagging, the motion of which you do sexual actions. Swagging while dancing of doggy styling/dry humping a girl from the back in a rhythmic motion. Swagging by yourself is the motion of which a guy masturbates, in this he preforms in a rhythmic motion also.

Yo i was swagging that girl so hard yesterday on the dance floor.

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Swag

Probably the shittiest term ever coined by the human race.

Douche: ''Aw man I got swag''
Normal human being: ''Shut up''

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Swag

Something people think they have when all they have is the following: a 3 inch dick, no life skills, saggy pants, an undeniably low IQ, turrets, or retarded looking balls.

The male thinks to himself, Man I have a small penis. He then says out loud, "Hey guys.... SWAG!" (funny rhymes with fa...)

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