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Titty Swanking

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation

Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will

by crazychisel January 1, 2011

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Totally Swank

The phrase State Test Writers use when they want to appeal to a younger audience. It's fun to read the rough draft of a student's essay when they uses phrases like totally swank!

Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.

by totallyswank April 29, 2011

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Hot Swank.

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.

When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.

by L-ish January 3, 2008

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Swank Mouth

Having thin lips and big teeth like the actress Hillary Swank.

That girl was fine until she smiled and I saw she had Swank mouth.

by Miss Cleopatra Jones September 30, 2011

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Swank dank

Something that could be extremely good or extremely bad, could be used in any context, word that encompasses everything, no one true meaning. The best verb ever

Dude I think I contacted swank dank from Britney last night but it was a swank dank night, my new phones pretty swank dank, I broke my arm this is swank dank, dude her pussy felt swanky and danky,. Shut the swank dank up.

by Swank dank September 25, 2019


Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009


poon swank

An erroneous odour emitting from a woman's vaginal area. The scent is unpleasant, causing nausea and uncontrollable bleeding.

She has got serious poon swank, and I couldn't do the deed!!

by Rags January 16, 2004

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