An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.
Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?
Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
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Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.
Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.
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To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin
"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"
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Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.
"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"
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Mustache. (Preferably on a man.)
Dude, there's milk on your lip sweater!
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another word for boobs
Person1: Damn she has some big sweater puppies.
Person2: agreed
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