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sweater cannons

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

by dunder control October 10, 2010


sweater vest

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.

by Chairs November 16, 2009

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Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.

Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.

by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006

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Gelatin Sweater

To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin

"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"

by O. March 23, 2003

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Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin December 12, 2007

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lip sweater

Mustache. (Preferably on a man.)

Dude, there's milk on your lip sweater!

by dubbl4 July 15, 2008

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Sweater Puppies

another word for boobs

Person1: Damn she has some big sweater puppies.
Person2: agreed

by 7oSeven September 13, 2020

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