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A Swedish Helsinki is when you take a Helsinki on the floor neighbouring the toilet.
Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."
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To engage in intercourse where the male stands up straight, while the woman positions herself with her hands on the floor, facing down, and the legs are held by the male at about waist level. Performed while wearing traditional wooden Swedish clogs.
Hey baby, check out my new clogs, wanna try the Swedish plow?
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A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out
I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good
When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.
When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.
The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.
Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”
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the act of kissing with tongue, while offering/receiving the occasional light nibble or bite on the tongue or lips
He didn't just French kiss me... he gave me a Swedish kiss
An embrace in which one person reaches around and inserts a thumb into the others anus.
Sally and Matt were spooning when she lent in and hit him with a Swedish cuddle.