swing jaw

swing jaw - you have a swinging jaw from the effect of drugs

ie: 'you have swing jaw cos eh that magic you just took'

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swing oil

the consumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages to improve performance on the golf course, i.e. to cure common golfing errors; slicing, hooking, duffing, flubbing, shanking, whiffing, etc.

Another bogey!! Man, I am playing lousy. I need some swing oil.

"I keep slicing the ball!" "Hey buddy, a little swing oil will straighten that right out!"

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Neck Swing

n., another word for noose

1. "I can't come to the party mom—I'm on my neck swing!!"

2. 'I don't get it; shooting yourself is far quicker and less painful...'

"Yeah, but haven't you heard? Neck swings are the shit again!"

Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"

A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.

After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.

Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.

Prom Swinging

The act of two upperclassmen who are going to prom together double dating with an underclassmen couple so the underclassmen can go to prom together. Typically in this situation the upperclass girl writes the underclass guy off and the upperclass guy writes of the underclass girl. They still dance with their boyfriend/girlfriend through the duration of the dance.

bob: are you going to prom?
fred: yeah were prom swinging w/ my upperclassmen bro.