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When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.
I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.
a swirly jack is an ancient bio electric management that you can diy build easily at home with common matterals . consisting of quartz crystal copper and wood for the handel . you wier wrap a crystal with a loop and lenght to be abel to swirl a crystal and grab the electric in the atmosphere and get charged or get grounded depending on directon of swirling . allows one to fill again becaue the body has enough electric to run at optium capacity . boost immune system iq slows metabisilism and increases wound heal rate for minnor cut and scrapes . look up bio electric in modern medicin. thank you for swirling
how much for that swirly jack . i heard that you can use a swirly jack to help with anixety relief!
The product of two gay men “swirling” thier sperm together, and place it into a surrogate. The baby would hence be called a swirly boy.
‘This gay couple has a swirly boy, I wonder if we could tell who’s sperm that child came from.”
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to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)
hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know
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A swirly boy is a turbo-charged car and has a nice blow off.
Did you see Matt's new Focus ST it has a big ol' swirly boy on it!
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the act of soaking someones head in the toilet while it is flushed while it still has piss in it.
He got a yellow swirly.
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When you shove a womans head in the toilet and take her from behind.
Last night I took a bitch in a bathroom and gave her a swirly slam.
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