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Holly Jolly Tamale

The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.

Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"

by Vashtidog December 16, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.

Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.

by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Tamale

What the crazy scientist calls a space ship.

Big Tamale is used in Independence Day, a crappy film from the 90s or something, to describe a spaceship.

"Guess you wanna see the Big Tamale."

by Big Tamale March 30, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


tamales make my bottom burble

best line in Rocko's Modern Life history.

Duck: Tamales make my bottom burble!

by DaChazman September 1, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


blue tamales

Tamales but blue. (for some reason)

I love Blue Tamales. For some reason

by Thegamers1222 March 14, 2023


Liz Lopez Tamales

Unsightly tamales, if you can even call them that. In worst case scenarios, they may even be wrapped in something other than traditional corn husk or banana leaves.

Mark, Maria, and Josephine went to Alexandra's "Holiday Fiesta" but were devastated when all they saw at the dining table was an overcooked turkey, seasonal salads, store-bought hot chocolate, and Liz Lopez tamales.

by locoshell November 21, 2024

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


texas tamale

when you shit in a her mouth

ay girl wat dat mouf do lemme give you dat TEXAS TAMALE

by omgTIGG February 4, 2016