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The area between the nutsack (or pussy) and asshole. See taint, grundle, gooch, chode, perineum.
As I probed her orifices, my tongue glided over her ridged and flavorful crinkle tart.
Sally's crinkle tart was so bushy, I had to keep picking the pubes out of my teeth while I tongue-fucked her holes. That's one furry grundle on that bitch. Talk about a hairy chode!
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Slop tart is a classic term for a girl who is just a flat out train wreck.
Characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: muffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat tits, fake UGGs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.
This is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. She simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.
Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah, what about her?
Man 1: She used to be hot, but after I dumped her she turned into a total slop tart.
Man 2: Damn, dude!
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The smell generated when you fart, but you're wearing freshly washed underwear so the puff of the fart mixes with the scent of the detergent as it passes through the fabric, creating a kind of odd smelly-sweet fart.
"Dude, whats that weird smell?"
"Sorry, I puff tarted"
Su Tart is an epic Roblox player, who is feared by Albert/Flamingo.
Su Tart is king.
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An exclamation of disapproval
Shit-Tarts! Somebody stole my baby!
"Sup tart baker"
You know if you are a tart baker.
If you don't already an image of what this is, you are using it wrong.
Antonym to pie baker.
A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.
Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.
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