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what you hop into when you're feeling too stressed out
Dude, hop on the relaxi taxi and chill the fuck out, you're going to be fine
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Humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. Generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.
Charming old Colonel - "good God what was that noise?"
Wilde - "I was just calling a taxi for Brown my good man"
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porn where the taxi driver has sex with the customer at the back of the taxi (great thing to wank over)
did you guys see the episode of fake taxi where he did a titty wank. that shit got me horny!
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Similar to the "shocker". Instead of 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. There's 1 in the pink (the taxi driver) and 2 ini the stink (the passengers)
I gave Brady's mom a taxi cab last night.
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When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout
"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"
The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!
Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!
Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?
Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!
(Taxis come flooding back to the office)
Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!
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something one would do in New York.
"how you going to get to that outrageous party?"
"i'll be taxi cabbing it"
In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.
We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing