ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.

Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.

Anti-teaching

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.

That teacher has perfected the form of anti-teaching with how bad they teach.

Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

The Teaches of Peaches

An album released by Canadian artist Peaches in 2000. Also a phrase from the song Fuck The Pain Away, which is having a cultural revival in 2021 due to an epic, upbeat cover on the Netflix show Sex Education

What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?

Teach All The Way

To beat someone to Death for disrespecting you or your rules.

Oh shit man he's gonna Teach All The Way. in other words he's going to beat you to Death for disrespecting him or his rules

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

Tomorrow Teachings

A organisation thats dedicated to creating new and fun content to help teach morals to the masses. They typically operate on youtube but branch off to other apps in order to spread new loving messages to help improve the world.

Person 1
"Hey Tomorrow Teachings just uploaded a new video its Girl gets cheeks clapped while boyfriend fights war"
Person 2
"I cant wait to find what kind of inspirational message they will convey"