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Tequila Twat

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.

ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.

by The Masked Fapper April 25, 2018


Tequila Taco

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.

She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.

by Martini Muff April 16, 2016


Tequila Talkin

To consume a large amount of Tequila and complacently express your feelings to the nearest person

Damn Juan was Tequila Talking Samantha yesterday.....he's still got that red mark on his face

by J.C.G May 22, 2007


tequila and caroline

first and only venezuelan real screamo band

Q: "theres no venezuelan screamo?
A: "yes man, tequila and caroline pretty cool band"

by pysho June 27, 2010


Tequila Village

The mythical place you go when you consume more than one tequila shots with friends. The person buying the shots must invite the others to "Tequila Village" before everyone downs it.

"Are you keen for Tequila Village?"
"Tequila Village was crazy last night!"

by dominiqueaotearoa May 19, 2010


white tequila

A man's semen after he's been drinking so much that his semen tastes reminiscent of alcohol.

Dominic said that he buys men drinks so he can drink their white tequila the morning after.

by Wordpras February 27, 2015


redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.

We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas

by Lelouche September 8, 2007

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