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A state with small penis syndrome and chewy bbq.
"I'm from Texas and I always have to say I'm bigger and badder and I drive a big ole Truck because my penis is really small."
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Home of Dr. Pepper, small-town hospitality as long as you aren't different in any way, and a 25%+ obese rate.
They are NOT the biggest state in the country....Alaska could fit two Texas' inside of it and still have room left over.
It's true that they were their own country up until 1845....because they loved Slavery too much to give it up to join the union.
Like most everywhere else, pockets of ignorance and bigotry can still be found...it's just that in Texas those pockets are the size you find on an obese mans jeans.
Things you will see if you go to Texas:
People flying the confederate flag and saying it's 'Heritage not Hate', despite not having any previous family members who served in the Confederate Army.
Women that are 300+ lbs with a 'Hot Mama' or 'Sexy Chick' sticker on the back of their SUV.
Places where you can get something fried, dipped in chocolate and fried again.
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The state with the cockiest people ever known to man/woman
You must be from Texas
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Adj. Used to denote incredible arrogance. Delusion of grandeur. From the noun "Texas", state, that gave us things like George Bush, inbreeding, country music, excessive religious fundamentalism, and racism.
"We thought that new album was gonna be great, but it ended up bein all texas 'n shit. Fuckin sucked, actually"
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1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs.
2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.
3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.
4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.
5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
This place sucks, but at least we are not in Texas.
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A toilet waiting/needing to be flushed
The stench coming from that porta-potty over yonder reminds me of texas!
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You dubious sons'a'bitches. The Republic of Texas was a country, it would the ONLY country to join with the United States but it did join.
This is no way associated with the current "republic of Texas" movement that says it STILL IS a country. I wish...
Overall it is like any other state except the ups (like no state tax, hot chica's and mucho chili) far outweigh the downs (like people THINKING they know about us because of George Bush or that we are like other southern states, and everyone taking all the bad things about oklahoma and pinning it on Texas, and by the way oklahoma need not be capitalized.)
You want to know what Texas is like? Gitcha ass off the computer and come to Dallas...
Oh wow, I am a dubious son of a bitch and I like totally thought Texas was like oklahoma or something until I went to Dallas...
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