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Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations
All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter
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See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.
Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.
Someone who replies immediately to a text
"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"
Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.
My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.
Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.
If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses
Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"
Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.
Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.
Someone who sends multiple text messages in a short period of time.
Blake is rapid texter, he just made my phone shut down from all of the messages.