thank you

1. an expresion of gratitude used primarily as a formal, friendly, social obligation.
2.When used in it's true form (not merely out of obligation) it is an expresion of respect and appreciation to another soul (and simultaneously to all beings) for the unconditional kindness that has been bestowed upon you.

1. (delivery person hands man package) man: "Thank you!"

2. (parents tolerate spoiled bratty kid for 20 years and teach kid how to not be so spoiled and bratty) Kid: "Thank you."

thanks shitting

To cut a hole in the top of a frozen chicken/turkey before ramming it on to somones head followed by slowly pooring liquid excrement into the hole and allowing them to drown.

I totally did a thanks shitting on my next door neghbour last night!

Thank You!

Used to express sincere gratitude after a rewarding event

Katherine Rush: " Oh, what the UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!"
Amari: "Thank you!"

Well Thanks

When displeased about a person who farts on their bed and or direction.

Well thanks!

Well thanks for the fart!

You farted in my direction, WELL THANKS!!

thanks a lot

Often used as sarcasm in response to someone who did something you didn't want doing.

Jack just cock blocked John

John: thanks a lot, Jack

wank and thank

Noun. The act of engaging in mutual masturbation only, or engage in cybersex, with a partner without actual intercourse taking place.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.

Filbert and I had a wank and thank last night on instant messenger.

Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.

Thanks, Pete

A reference from the band Fall Out Boy. At an award ceremony, the microphone was too tall for Patrick Stump(singer) to reach it, so Pete Wentz(guitar) tries to lift him, causing Patrick to say "Thanks, Pete."

Person One: I like your shirt.
Person Two: Thanks, Pete.