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When you are still awake while everybody's asleep. You feel like you own the world. And you feel a mix of melancholy, loneliness, peacefulness, and a calm sense of happiness.
I stayed up till dawn, it was one of those nights
Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout
His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.
A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again
To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.
Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"
an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.
John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?
Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all
John: Sucks, broski.
When you haven’t had sex in a while So you get drunk and Have sex with one of your friends.
Yesterday I had a one night Frand with my bestie. fwbfriendswithbenefitsonenightstandonenightstandsexrelationships