The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them
I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule
RULE 5: DO NOT MENTION RULE 5 + DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS
greener: "I like chems' videos-"
another greener: "RULE 5 RULE 5 RULE 5!!!!! HARAM!!!!!"
You must treat the person who you are talking to with kindness and love (not romantically though)
Jacob was being mean to the person he was talking to yesterday, that breaks rule #5!