april 5th

4/5/1994 The day the music died.

...cause kurt cobain killed himself on april 5th 1994 :(

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December 5th

December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th

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5th grade

All the girls tik tok.

all the boys love fortnite.

They dress like there 21.

Boys dress like their homeless.

Girls talk about gossip and drama.

Boys talk about video games.

5th grades don’t care about their grades.
They LOVE memes.

In 5th grade there’s going to be some really weird kids (Matthew).

The teacher is REALLY mean.

This may be your last year in elementary or 6th grade is your last year

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5th graders act like there so cool

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March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

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The 5th Doctor

Clever, considered and kind, the Fifth Doctor's world was one of fascination and science. He relished the recursion of Castrovalva, solved the mystery under the sinking sands of Frontios, and came face to face with the Silurians and Sea Devils once more. He twice faced the snake-like Mara, infesting the mind of his companion Tegan. And it was in this fifth body that the he was reunited with his past selves to fight in the Death Zone on Gallifrey. Infected with a deadly virus and with only enough antidote to save one, the Fifth Doctor sacrificed his life to save his friend Peri.

I like The 5th Doctor, but nobody else does

5th of July

the day the most beautiful girl was born

“damn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful”

Plead the 5th

Not admit to being guilty or innocent, because doing either may get you into trouble.

Friend: Did you bring back edibles from Colorado?

Me: I plead the 5th!

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