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Best fucking country in the world.. all you other fuckers better not diss it, and as for the ones that live in this country (immigrants etc), if you like to tease aussies and diss the country you live in (Oz), well how about you fags FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITTY RUN DOWN POOR COUNTRY.
Go AUSTRALIA!!!
Leb: Fucking Aussie cunt
Aussie: fuck you, you greasy bastard
Leb: I'll call my cousins
Aussie: Go back to the fucking hole you crawled out of (Lebannon)
*** Ozzie smashes the shit out of the leb and the leb cries***
Aussie: Australia, the only bad thing is grease.
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A small island off the coast of New Zealand.
Whenever a New Zealander moves to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries.
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A country that is now the fattest country in the world. The United States is not.
I thought people from Australia were hot, but apparently they are fat.
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A whole country that is almost as big as China and America but has less people in it than the US state of Texas.
Why is Australia so underpopulated??
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A made up place that doesn't exist
Person A: just went to Australia, was so sick how I got to be upside down for two weeks straight
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
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The best damn country in this world and you all know it.
It is also why we have New Zealanders cry themselves to sleep every night. No u will never become known as part of our great nation.
GOD BLESS AUS.
"give me a home among the gum trees, with lots of plum trees, a dog or two and a barbeque, verandah out the back...." what the hell. too much VB. lost the words.I love u australia.
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best country in the world, mate.
John: Want to go to Canada?
Jim: Fuck no, let's go to Australia. It's much better, especially the girls.
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