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The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.
Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.
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The wendy's blitz is a simple maneuver which may be utilized when you a.) do not have money for wendy's or b.) don't feel like spending the money for wendy's. To do this, you pile several people in to a car, and have on strip down naked, and drop them off behind the wendy's. next, you order a boatload of food, and just as the cashier hands the food out the window, you have the naked friend haul ass around the side of the building, take the food and run off into the woods or some secluded place, and you act disgusted to the point where you do not want the food anymore, because youjust saw a nudist make off with your big bacon classic, and then drive to a predetermined meeting point with the streaking theif, and munch out
Stoner 1: Yo, you wanna get a double at wendys or suttin?
Stoner 2: Nah, i aint got the money yo
Stoner 1: It's iight, we can just run the wendy's blitz
Stoner 2: Aiight, le's roll
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Some moron who thinks running at you with a shield answers lifes problems
Look at that moron, hes a blitz main
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When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.
Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"
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To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people
I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...
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Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.
I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.
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The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
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