A POS. Tall for Mexicans. Kinky where he likes butt stuff. Cheap shots you. Probably will attack your ankles. Says OOoooO. Doesn't mean anything.
Person 1: Yo can you set me up with your tall friend?
Snake: Daniel Chavez? LOL
Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.
Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal
Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me
is the Perfect man for any girl. He'll make you cry because your so happy. He's the one man who's worth marrying.
Hes like the sun and all of the other people in the room revolve around him like planets. Hes the guy everyone has had a crush on ATLEAST once .
There goes Andy Romero Chavez ..💕