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A team that exceeds expectations, rises to any occasion and surpasses any obstacle. Recognized for perseverence, competence and excellence in all endeavours.
Team Counts is an expression used to define a type of team that other groups aspire to be.
Wow, that group is really Team Counts!
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How many ppl u had sex with ... oral or penetration
Mel don't think gettin her pussy ate don't count as a body . Head = body count
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The first in loco parentis of the unfortunate Baudelaire orphans, Count Olaf is an extremely wicked man who is a corrupt member of VFD. He does many treacherous things to get want he wants; the enormous Baudelaire fortune. He will murder and assassinate anyone to get rich. His former girlfriend in the disgustingly fashionable Esme Squalor. Also, this ghastly actor has a wide variety of disguises and henchmen. His disguises are: Stephani, Captain Sham, Shirley and others. A few of his main henchmen are: The hook-handed man, the two white-powdered women and the person of undetermined gender. Also, Count Olaf is not the most handsome, what ever he says. He has on long eyebrow, dirty clothing and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle. All in all, Count Olaf is a real dick.
Person 1: you see that guy over there?
Person 2: yea? What about him?
Person 1: he's such a Count Olaf
Person 2: IKR, he's so rude and mean and dumb and annoying and..............
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A liar of the worst type. They will attempt to float a tall tale, in the hopes that those around them will simply accept said information at face value, therefore becoming bitten and infected with the bad blood of misinformation.If caught, the Count will attempt to become a bat and flitter away, but generally they become cornered and are made to confess to their misdeed.
Kevin said he dated that supermodel last summer, but she told me another story. Count Fibula strikes again.
The number of people on a project that can die (such as being hit by a bus or win the lottery, etc.) without the project losing some critical, un-replaceable ability.
The more people who understand the whole system, the stronger and more resilient your organization.
Mary's website project has a bus count of 1: if the web guy goes, they have to start over.
the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video
"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"
"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
The number of times a Freshman hooks up in their first year of post secondary education.
Caroline has a high freshman count at brock university.