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Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing
Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.
1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.
Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
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A sex position where you wear a dolphin costume and an extra-large strap-on, and make happy dolphin noises while vigorously pleasuring your partner.
I gave my girl the horny dolphin last night, she loved it so much she rewarded me with a few fresh herring!
Original project name for the Nintendo Gamecube.
When is the Nintendo Dolphin coming out?
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When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.
"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"
The dolphin king must be warned by the chosen one that his lasagna is cold otherwise he will die a horrible and painful death
A child named A name like Kai, Jeff, Brian (any name will do) must warn the dolphin king about his lasagna
Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
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