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When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.
Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.
What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's
Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey
The process of a chick on all fours. You take your cock from behind and act like you are casting out a line. Then simultaneously hooking her lip with your finger and insertion of your penis into her pussy. Pulling back so her head is almost looking back at you as you pound her with out the hook slipping out until you blow a load in her.
Man you should have seen it, I hooked a gorgeous fish on the line, almost lost her, but managed to finish strong, I felt like an "Alaskan fisherman".
When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.
Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday
I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".
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To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.
My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.
angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake
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a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met
"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"
"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"
"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."
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A guy, between the ages of 15 and 30, that stays on Chat Roulette through the night until ungodly hours of the morning just to look for women. They usually end this fishing trip without any catches. If they have caught something, it is usually a 10-15 year old boy posing as a girl for shits and giggles. The Ibternet Fisherman's favorite bait is either a picture of them shirtless, or their penis.
Brett: Doug is a complete Internet Fisherman.
Erik: I know he has never gotten a single girl on there.
Anthony: I'm a ginger
Brett: He needs better bait then him shirtless.
Erik: I like shirtless men...
Brett: Well, I'm going to bed scarred tonight.
Erik: Hehehe
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