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samantha johnstone

a girl who has cheesy fleps, a mossy bank, a wee cow and ruins her weeks every weekend

friend 1 - omg a was so drunk last night
friend 2 - fs you done a samantha johnstone

by stravenbhoys November 22, 2021


James Johnston

James Johnston is the ideal man and the ultimate sigma male.
His sigma feats include the murder of over 70 enemies.
He has raped the wives and daughters of each of his enemies.
He is such a sigma that he rapes children and elderly woman.

OMG I WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS JAMES JOHNSTON

by Kooop poop July 20, 2022


Joshua Johnston

Joshua Johnston is a blonde hair, blue-eyed beauty. He never fails to love you unconditionally. He is a definite 10/10 and amazing future husband. He is a pro at baseball and should go to the MLB. He is destined to marry a girl whose name starts with K. His relationship with God is so special and has a strange addiction to Fruit Loops. He's an amazing kisser and hugger! If you get a Joshy never ever let him go!

Joshua Johnston looks so good today! He plays baseball so well!

by Agatha hart December 8, 2021


mason carter johnston

Great guy with a gigantic penis and great personality. He is amazing at sex and will treat you like no other. He is amazing at sports, especially wrestling. Any girl would be so lucky to have mason inside them.

Mason carter Johnston is so fucking amazing at everything

by That on guy who did that June 3, 2018


Katherine Johnston

Katherine Johnston is an amazing human who deserves the world. They are the sweetest human being on Earth. You can guarantee she’ll always have your back. I know that no matter what happens, they’ll always be there for you, through thick and thin.

Oh, you know Katherine Johnston? She’s super cool!! If you want a friend or someone that will always be there for you, they’re your best bet.

by ningguangs hairpin May 21, 2021


Katherine Johnston

Katherine Johnston is literally the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s super sweet and absolutely hilarious, and will always have your back guaranteed. No matter what. They always put everyone first before themself.

Ah, you know Katherine Johnston, right? She’s your best bet if you want a close friend that will always be there for you, they’re your best bet.

by ningguangs hairpin May 21, 2021


Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws

by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021