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old man in the boat

When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.

As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.

by Necromantia August 14, 2015

22πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Old Man Weaver

A creep who rides his bike around Hunterdon County, NJ. Wears a neck brace and helmet.

My friend claimed that Old Man Weaver stopped his bike once and cursed her out.

by Jersey Girl February 22, 2004

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Old man Jenkins

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...

Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


old man yaoi

old man yaoi refers to gay Japanese illustrations of hot breedable older daddy's who are in love

"I like old man yaoi"

"Jeepers creepers! Somebody hit the nae nae too hard"

"End your life, scoundrel"

by vel the DILF hunter November 7, 2023

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


old man yaoi

two old men (fukuzawa and fukuchi) having sex

a person: tommy loves old man yaoi

by leonkennedysbighonkers October 2, 2023

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.

"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"

by stinkyshitbritches April 28, 2018


OLD MAN MCDONALD

A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you havenΒ΄t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.

Oh shit its OLD MAN MCDONALD!

by OOFERBOI^666 December 18, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž