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Just as with the Phantom of the Opera, you would like to unmask this workplace thief who is always pilfering something.
The elusive and mentally unstable Phantom of the Workplace has apparently lifted all of my tampons from my drawer last night!
someone lies about banging a girl, therefore creating a phantom kill.
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"Taylor told me he totally fricked Kandi."
"She told me he didn't, thats a phantom kill ."
"Taylor has a bunch of phantom kills ."
"Ya, I know."
A phantom limb that's a tail. Usually used by Therians and otherkins when they get a phantom shift. They'll feel a tail of what animal is there kintypes.
My kintype is husky and I'm so happy i can feel my phantom tail wagging.
A phantom shit is the rare phenominon wherein a shit (usually of a solid, well-defined mars bar-like constitution) disappears entirely from sight before the shitee has a chance to admire his creation. A phantom shit completely submerges itself beneath the upper waters of a toilet-bowl in an instant.
Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.
-Bob squats over his toilet and unleashes a dump
-Bob rises to a stand and stares down at the toilet to find it empty. A phantom shit has occured.
-Astonished, Bob grabs for some toilet roll in a panic and wipes his ass
-The toilet roll produces no shit post-wipe and Bob runs away from the bathroom flailing his hands above his head whilst screaming
-Bob tells his friends that The Illuminati are in cahoots with giant-headed aliens in a plot to take over the world.
-Bob creates retarded websites and spends his life masterbating over sexless, fictional alien creatures.
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When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.
Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.
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When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.
Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.
Someone who is a serial ghoster, yet always seem to get to know new people who they will just later ghost too. The " phantom " part comes from Lee Falk's the phantom comic strips - the Ghost who walks. the Phantom ghoster is a serial ghoster who will always get away with ghosting people no matter the reason.
Person one : You know Kate, right ?
Person two : Yea, why ?
Person one : Can you give me her insta ?
Person two : Are you sure, she is like a total phantom ghoster.