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a very slow person who always gets themselves in fucked up situations.
"man, you here about scott, he got tossed in the drunk tank for pissing on that church school bus"
"man, he's such a sloth"
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“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me
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Jacking off so slow it stays soft.
Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub
A character, an ideal, an image, representing an enigma of potential misinterpreted by the idea of slothfulness.
"Did you catch that latest Running Sloth production? It was so good!"
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A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)
Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.
When a penis is so large its slouching like a sloth.
Sara told me Sam's dick is like a Sloth cock