Accidental emo

When you're a person with piercings, tattoos, dyed hair etc. and put on a black or dark outfit by accident.

"I was in such a rush today, I have fully black clothing..."
"You just pulled an accidental emo!"

Accidental Drunk

Occurs during the hours of 1pm-10pm. Happens when alcohol participate inadvertently gets hammy, but are allowed to call an "accidental drunk" and fully neglect the actions of their drunkness and the fact that it ever happened.

After a few a lunch time drinks Rebecca narrowly escaped a disciplinary hearing at her job by calling accidental drunk.

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accidental slag

When you're on a girls night out and are having fun dancing with your mates. Then suddenly you start to pull multiple guys like there's no tomorrow and (usually) have no memory of it the next day.

Girl 1: So..... what happened last night? i don't remember anything after midnight.......
Girl 2: Well, you abandoned your mates and pulled over 5 guys within the space of 40 mins!!
Girl 1: Oh sh*t!!! I don't remember! I'm such an accidental slag....

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accidental chode

when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his pants only to find a stubby little chode hanging without care.

sherry went over to her (huge) boyfriends house only to be supprised by an accidental chode.

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accidentally-on-purpose

Phrs. Seemingly accidental but with veiled malice or harm. Childish in nature, but not necessarily confined to children. Associated with the British.

"Tommy broke the TV kinda, accidentally-on-purpose, you know..."

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accidental dick

Where you send freaky texts to a guy for a while and y’all end up getting it on;) but you didn’t want that to happen

so I got some accidental dick yesterday but it wasn’t that bad

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accidental creampie

The act of accidentally ejaculating inside the vagina.

Have you seen that porno I sent you?
You mean the one with the accidental creampie?
Exactly.

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