Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

Men’s Afternoon

Men's Afternoon is a period of time early to mid-afternoon with drinks and fellowship where you feel like you're getting away with something, so it's just a little bit funner than normal.

Men’s Afternoon is like trying to nail the ol' lady for the second time in a day. You can probably get away with it, but she'll make you pay later.

good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.

"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"

Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.

Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.

Afternoon break

The act of wacking off at work

Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.

Afternoon Playtime

The same thing as afternoon wood. An erection that occurs when waking up after the noontime hour.

It's 1 o'clock baby. Time for some afternoon playtime!

Early afternoon

The early hours the sun is in mid-sky, so from about 11am-1pm.

Wow, I can't belive it's so hot already and it's only early afternoon.