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seokjins bakery

a bunch of crackheads and barely anyone is active besides kath, chloe, kall, rita pita and dayeon

join seokjins bakery NOW BITCH I SEE YOU

by kath :) November 11, 2020


Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 4, 2018


Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023


BAKERY GIRLS

A group of girls who work at a family owned bakery. They create obsessions with one owner and believe he is their god. They’re loyal, loving, and have a unique bond. Remember to check their TikTok comments and your ring doorbell.

Watch out for those bakery girls around your husband. They’re contagious and impossible to escape.

by ZzZz111 January 18, 2021


Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 21, 2022


seokjins bakery staff

Kall - the best staff member (tsk tsk lies)
Danica - the inactive owner (sad but true)
Dayeon - simp for kath (yuh get into it)
Kath - simp for dayeon (true ngl)
Irene - likes peoples little brothers (WHY IS THIS SO TRUE)
Rita - best head mod (PERIODTT)
Harry - that one trainee that never talks (yeahhhhhhh)

seokjins bakery staff are very weird besides kath and dayeon and rita :)

by kath :) November 11, 2020


Tropical Bakery

Baked Goods sold on Wuhu Island.

I love the tropical bakery.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021