ban evade

Using an alternate account/changing your IP address to simply, play/do whatever you did before.

Person 1: haha i hack in block game
Admin: *bans account*
Person 1: i'll just use a different account
Person 1: *hacking on another account*
Admin: *IP bans person 1*
Person 1: *uses a VPN to ban evade once again..*
Person 1: *hacks once again*
Admin: *insert disappointment here*

Parental Ban

When a parent catches their child's friend doing something bad (e.g smoking, swearing, drinking, shooting a BB gun) and disapproves of him, thus banning him from being friends with their child.

Onri:"Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom:"with whom?"
Onri:"Natan"
Mom:"That kid who's always shooting his BB gun at people? No sir, you are staying home tonight!"

Natan got a Parental Ban.

cum banned

Where one person (usually female) is not permitted to have an orgasm alone (e.g. through masturbation) unless permission given by their significant other, Master, etc. Often used in D/s relationships. Very hot!

Girl1: Why are you acting odd?
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month

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Jidion ban

When you're banned of Twitch for no reason

"Yo did you hear about that streamer who got Jidion banned for exposing that big creator"
"Idk why tho he did nothing wrong"

ban wave

A ban wave is a large scale event (usually gaming related), in which certain parties/accounts get permanently barred from services, for major disruptions. An event like this will usually occur as retaliation against those who are unable to play the game normally, and resort to cheating and using cheating clients.

Runescapes ban wave:

Bot Nuke Day (Project named ClusterFlutter) was aimed to destroy most of the macros (bots) in-game. While this has been extremely effective (eliminating approximately 98% of the bots in-game), around 2% of the bots still remain, and Jagex is working on creating a second Bot Nuke, codenamed Optimus. Unfortunately, ClusterFlutterer has caused FPS lag issues and a few bugs for some players.

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ban yourself

The self-directed act of saying no to compulsions that interfere with ones health and happiness. To quit or stop bad behavior.

Ban yourself from casino gambling.
Ban yourself from smoking.
Ban yourself from using drugs.
Ban yourself from eating junk food.

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ip ban

1. The ban an admin uses when a hacker has five million alts and is tired of banning them separately

Admin: this hacker has so many alts

Person 1: Then IP Ban him

Admin: you, sir, are a smart individual