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It's your favorite male entertainer exclusive from Chicago all I do is chase the bag I strip and I am also a barber hit me up if you need any of my services (nude barber)
Yo look at the nude barber
Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
Getting so drunk that you throw up in the bathtub
I went Full Barber last night.
I only want a few drinks tonight, I don’t want to go Full Barber.
Don’t go in the bathroom. He’s going Full Barber in there.
a guy you think you like until he starts making weird noises. he also complains too much, for my taste
I have a crush on DeAndre barber; wait no I don't
Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.
Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.
Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.
Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.
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