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A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.
Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."
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Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.
Hey wheres Andrea?
Where else? The beach..
Oh yeah that beach rat
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This place is home to Jared Lerner a kid with a gigantic cock and will fuck everyones mom
Everyone in Bergen beach hide your mom Jared is coming
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Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.
Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better
An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”
Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.
I just dropped the kids off at coco beach.
a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.
Hey bro, you wanna go to the beach and be beach bros tomorrow?We'll totally pick up chicks
A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.
Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"
Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"
Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."