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A bible

Clearly free and you definitely need one

What’s A Bible ? Something you definitely need sis.

by Vinnyismyman❀️ October 17, 2019

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The bible

A fiction story that fools believe

The bible should be moved into fiction, all in favor?

by dr evil 2 March 25, 2007

43πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Bible

An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.

"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."

"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."

"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.

"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.

by Aroraklypse October 2, 2020

6924πŸ‘ 15446πŸ‘Ž


[The Bible]

Ancient document written over a period of several thousand years mostly by Hebrew peoples. It chronicles the events and travels of the people sometimes with terribly violent results. It also exposes their human errors that most often come with disastrous consequences. There is a great deal of history, especially the book of Daniel which clearly predicts the great kingdoms that would rule over Europe until the fall of the Roman Empire. That book was written several hundred years before the kingdoms existed therefore giving a great deal of credibility to the author. It clearly predicts conditions of the world just before the reign of man is ended. The frequency and severity of storms, earthquakes, wars, and famine are signs that are now too apparent to ignore.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.

The Bible predicts that disasters will be far more frequent toward the end of the earths time.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.

by minddbendder September 15, 2008

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bible

The best book in the world

I just read the bible yesterday i feel better

by urbandicrtonary909 January 5, 2021

16πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.

During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.

by Sidney Jane January 14, 2008

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Bible

A non-fictional book that teaches you the values of living. It explains how God wants us to be prosper in life and how he wants to be able to see you in heaven. it explains Jesus birth to resurrection.

Every Morning I wake up I read a scripture from the Bible

by BlackWrestlingLover December 26, 2020

17πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž