bombed

a special state of inebriation in which privileged members of society can go unbothered by the authorities

Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?

Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!

Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.

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bomb

A very rank and catastrophic fart with a 10 mile radius retching effect.

Hey, I just dropped a bomb.

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A-bomb

atomic bomb

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bombed

getting totally drunk out of your face that you can't remember anything that happened the next morning. or to fail something horribly

I was so bombed last night i dont remember a thing

i was too bombed to drive home

i bombed that test yesterday

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bomb

1.)To drop a real big dookie.
2.)An explosive creation.
3.)To fail miserably at.
4.)Something really good or cool.
5.)To attack from high up.

1.) "Ooo...I feel ten pounds lighter after dropping that bomb"

2.) I used my bomb to blow up Mr. Laden's cave.

3.) "Man, you really bombed that play!" . . . "But dad I'm only in second grade" . . . "Shut up, son!"

4.) Man I'm so cool, I'm so bomb.

5.) I'm gonna bomb you from my fighter plane, woman.

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bomb

1) A weapon usually used by terrorists. It's a very powerful weapon, and is exactly like a grenade.

2) To fail.

3) Slang word for best. Usually called "the bomb"

1) Bat bomb
Bomb disposal
Bomb threat
Car bomb
Chlorine bomb
Cluster bomb
Collateral damage
Dirty bomb
Dry Ice Bomb
Earthquake bomb
Electromagnetic bomb
Firebomb
General purpose bomb
Gravity bomb
Hand grenade
Improvised Explosive Device (IED)
Nail bomb
Napalm bomb
Neutron bomb
Nuclear bomb
Pipe bomb
Plastic explosive
Salted bomb
Shaped charge
Strategic Bombing
Suicide bomber
Time bomb

2) He bombed that test.

3) Everyone thought the music was the bomb.

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bomb

Something someone had set us up.

-OMFG SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!1!1oneone

-What you say?

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