Bronze Donkey

The act of recieving a massage in public, whether from another individual or an inanimate object such as the corner of a wall.

I walked into the hotel lobby and this hot chick was giving a bronze donkey to this other hot chick. or My shoulders were so tight I gave myself a bronze donkey waiting for the subway.

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bronze reflection

a reflection in a mirror when one sees tons of black men around him/her who are ready to rape/stick their dicks inside the person's holes

Last night, I swear I had a bronze reflection. It was horrible.

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bronze medal

to take 3rds on a girl cause shes that hot

damn man id take a bronze medal on that girl

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The Bronze Jade

Lebron James 😱😱😱

Female : I just went to The Bronze Jade art gallery.
Gigachad Smegma: OMG LEBRON JAMES!!!! THIS IS SO SIGMA MALE OHIO SKIBIDI TOILET RIZZ ANTI TIKTOK ANTI FURRY NATION!!!

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Bronze Doorknob

When A man Crams his arm into the vagina until it exits the anus covered in waste. Next the woman will grab his fist and rotate his arm inside of her loins for sexual gratification.

Last Night Laura and I tried our hand at a Bronze Doorknob. Needless to say, being a woman, she was all "sensitive" about it; and said she couldn't handle it....whata wuss.

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Bronze condom

when you give some one anal and they didnt shit before, so the guy gets shit on his dick.

that bitch didnt shit so now i gotta bronze condom

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Bronze Copperhead

A severe bacterial poison made by mixing urine and feces (does not have to be human), allowing it to ferment by placing it in a sunny spot in extreme heat. Shake at least once a day. The longer it ferments, the deadlier the poison.

Client: I want you to kill a person in my office so I get the promotion...

Assassin: It will be done...

Client: ...and I want you to use this.

Assassin: Bronze Copperhead is a little too potent for this job.

Client: It is too potent for nothing.

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