coal burner

White girls that only fuck black guys. Derived from a locomotive engine. She has to have black coal shoveled into her constantly to keep her hot!

"That babydoll Darla is a straight-up Coal Burner! "

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Briggsen Burner

The effects of intense burning chlamydia transmitted from Briggsy's cock venom

Fuck, I've got myself a Briggsen Burner...

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Log Burner

A bowel movement whereby the poop leaves behind an intense burning sensation as it exits the anus. The burning sensation exhibited on the rectum is the key symptom of a Log Burner, as the actual poop (the Log Burner) can vary widely in color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture.

Log Burners often present themselves after a person consumes a spicy meal. Log Burners are a common affliction among people of European origin who sometimes consumes Indian, Mexican or Caribbean food.

Sufferers usually describe the feeling as if their butthole was engulfed in flames.

Jill enjoyed eating the spicy Chicken Tikka last night at the Indian restaurant, but the next morning went to the bathroom and shot out a Log Burner that left her rectum feeling like a fiery pit of molten lava.

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Slow burner

A song (or performance thereof) that doesn't immediately impress you, but becomes increasingly enjoyable on subsequent renditions. Antonym: pop hit.

J-Dilla's "Donuts" took me a while to get into, but now I love it. It's a real slow burner.

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Burnerize

To hype up yourself.

I'm soo burning inside - i'm burnerized!

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Burners

a colloquial term for side burns

dude, check out the burners on that mulleted metalhead over there.

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Tijuana Burner

The burning feeling a guy gets on his dick from having anal sex with a mexican woman that ate some spicey food

She must have ate a dozen jalapeños because I got the worst Tijuana Burner after doing anal.

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