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When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!
The "burrito skin" is another word for the tortilla wrapper.
Went to a new diner and the veggie burrito was made with a homemade burrito skin Delicious!
1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson
Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
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a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick
i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch
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The burrito changes which side is scalding hot or still frozen based on which side you bite first.
When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.
A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .
“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”
“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”
“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”
To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.
"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."