Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.

1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.

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alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

speckled cobra

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*

Cobra Kai

Cobra Kai is a Netflix exclusive TV show that takes place 30+ years after 1984-1989 hit “The Karate Kid, and came out in May of 2018. Originally released on YouTube Red, Cobra Kai features Ralph Macchio as Daniel LaRusso, William Zabka as The Karate Kid 1984 antagonist Johnny Lawrence, Courtney Henggeler as Amanda LaRusso, Xolo Mariduena as Miguel Diaz, Mary Mouser as Samantha LaRusso, Tanner Buchanan as Robby Keene, Jacob Bertrand and Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz, Gianni Decenzo as Demetri Alexopolous, Martin Kove as The Karate Kid 1984 antagonist John Kreese, Peyton List as Tory Nichols and Thomas Ian Griffith as The Karate Kid 3(1989) antagonist Terry Silver. All 4 seasons are now streaming on Netflix currently, as season 5 is in post production and is expected to come out Q4 2022, or as early as January 2023.

Cobra Kai never dies!
Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy!

Cobra Stare

A woman who stares non-stop at a musician, attempting to "hypnotize" him with her gaze. The phrase comes from the cobra's unique ability to persuade, or hypnotize its victim by staring at it before striking.

Hey bro...that girl gave you the cobra stare for the entire second set.

cobra starship

side project for midtown member gabe that is well-known for it's parody of gwen stefani's "hollaback girl" ("hollaback boy". gabe teamed up with travis from gym class heroes, william from the academy is..., and maja from the sounds to record the single "snakes on a plane (bring it)" from the upcoming "snakes on a plane" movie, which stars samuel l. jackson. a full-length album is expected to be released in fall '06.

wow, that cobra starship band is really good.

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cobra commander

the dominate male

clearly zack fights like a fucking (cobra commander)

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