The process of commandeering the operation of a keg at a given party. This optimizes the potential to have a steady source of beer. Keg Command also enables the said commander to hit on selected girls, by giving them preferential beer service over the crowd of thirsty party- goers.
Guy 1: Hey dude how did you get so drunk last night?
Guy 2: I established Keg Command early in the night, that's the only way to get drunk at these things
Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.
If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.
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a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect
you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander
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A man that has achieved certification in all of the 'wing ' categories
white wings
Brown wings
Red wings
yellow wings
A true adventurer in sexual exploration
Jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander
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A term for commands or actions that start with a forward slash ( / ).
Also written as / commands. Slash commands are used more frequently in World of Warcraft, and MMORPG, but have also shown up as memes on the Internet. One such meme slash command is /wrists, more than likely spoofing slash commands and emo culture at the same time.
To make a choo-choo noise in World of Warcraft, use the slash command /train.
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someones who is a certified pussy fucker
do you know who i am who's i be....... vag commander this
i run pussy they call me the vag commander
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